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ucrgeekweek:

Here’s a mini-ad that we’re putting in the Highlander! Be sure to look out for it. :)
It’s a small one, but we promise that next week’s ad is going to be awesome.

ucrgeekweek:

Here’s a mini-ad that we’re putting in the Highlander! Be sure to look out for it. :)

It’s a small one, but we promise that next week’s ad is going to be awesome.

You know what REALLY pisses me off?? Why the FUCK people drink to forget. It won’t make you forgot if anything it just emphasizes who/what you were bitching about when you wake up the next morning. MAN THE FUCK UP. Don’t fucking hide behind the god damn alcohol. That’s not the point of drinking. The point is to hang out and have fun with YOUR FRIENDS not fucking pout. If you want to drink to forget, then go drink by your GOD DAMN FUCKING self. Don’t ruin the fun for everyone else. You’re just being a dick.

ROFL Blonde girls…….America PEOPLE!!! 

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I think Jackie Chan is singing the Mandarin version. I know he sings the Cantonese version.

dmann-rjm:

BEST ENJOYED WITH HEADPHONES

LEFT EAR: Mandarin version.

RIGHT EAR: English version.

Enjoy the multiple eargasm…

thefruityrumpusassholefactory:

chicagoted:

insouciant-:

  • THOR, CAPTAIN AMERICA, THE AVENGERS POSTERS GIVEAWAY!
  • I have two Loki posters, one Loki-Thor fighting posters, two different Avengers posters, one Captain America, and one Thor poster. They’re smaller than regular size posters (most of them are 20x13”, couple are 26x13”, and others are 21x14”). By the way, they’re all fabric posters.
  • REBLOGS ONLY! No limit in reblogging, but let’s not spam the dash.
  • I will randomly select seven people.
  • Make sure your ask box is open so I can notify you when you’re selected. Also if I don’t get a reply with which poster you want with your address in a couple days after I send you the message, I’ll choose someone else. I don’t want any delays.
  • Out of the seven people, whoever messages me back first will get to choose which poster they want. So if someone already chose a poster you wanted, I can’t do anything about that. Sorry.
  • I’ve never shipped posters before, so if you never get the poster, especially in the case of international shipping, or if the poster is damaged, I can’t take any responsibility for it. I’ll probably be just as disappointed and upset as you if something like that happens though.
  • I will select the winners on Saturday, March 3.
  • Just wanted to share my love for the Avengers and lovely Loki with you guys. <3

PLEEEEAAAAASSEEEEE

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